@TheStupendium

3 years ago

This is the CONSTRUCTIVE ending! Be sure to check Dan's channel for the DESTRUCTIVE ending! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Ir5app9l0 LYRICS: STEVE - Dan Bull: You might recognise me from the world’s biggest video game They call me Steve… hey, did they even give you a name? I’m the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids from the Digital Underground, don’t need boxes and lids I’m freestyling lines that are dropping you dead Your hair’s the only stuff coming off the top of your head You’re still under construction, Can't be having much fun Amidst a world of bricks, in which your fists can’t even clutch one You’re a bygone era bargain bin man, your time's passed Your style’s child’s play, make way for Minecraft. My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz and Lapis while yours are plastic... and that’s it Check my stats look, I'm killing it on YouTube. I can fell a forest with my fists, what can you do? I’ll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there Mind you, I could do that with some Tupperware LEGO MAN - Stupendium: Not fair to square raps against this cube No joints, I still articulate better than you. I'm a classic, an icon, with style to boot 'Cus no matter what I'm wearing it's a three-piece suit I have sparked imaginations - every kid in every nation On and on for generations - you can't stop what I'm creating Check my Space Station! No tekkit installation. You’re low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking I’m a timeless line of iconic design While you melt kid’s minds one block at a time For centuries we left child labour behind You’ve essentially trapped them all back in the mines Won’t be fooled by the blocks that you got Without a mod pack all you’re rocking is rocks So have fun as you fumble in the dirt Wanna step to me? You'll see how much that hurts. CHORUS - Nice Peter: Two rappers but the battle’s six sided Boxes in the ring taking swings at the prize it’s Apparently imperative we get it decided Which brick clique gets kids excited STEVE - Dan Bull: Gather round, everybody, drum roll please And see the freak with two bum holes, jeez If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik's shop Look the truth is, I don’t wanna keep dissin ' But you’re useless soon as there’s one piece missing I’m an unlimited fun bringing don of construction I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions. I brave caves for days Digging diamonds, capping creepers, sending spiders to the grave, can you keep up? Nah, I can end an enderman while he renders in More architecturally Smart than Simon Henderson Don’t send for the Avengers, Marvel, I’m assembling You can’t even take your trousers down without dismembering Now we’re entering survival mode you’re just gathering dust, so here’s a final blow LEGO MAN - Stupendium: Trample me? You'll need more than a horse 'Cus you're tangling with a toy box tour-de-force I may be a plaything but I break the mould Every day three hundred thousand of me get sold Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend? ‘Cus we’re over Notch - yeah your trend’s at an end You overshot if you came to depend On the whims of the net just to get dividends Your phenomenon topped all the charts - it’s true But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped you A decade ago you were top of the views But you’d still be at the bottom if it wasn’t for Pewds Sticks and stones may break my bones But they aren't intimidating when they're all you own Wanna get a brick slap from some bric-a-brac? Better pack Your bits into your zip whilst I’m building me a throne CHORUS - Nice Peter: Two rappers but the battle’s six sided Boxes in the ring taking swings at the prize it’s Apparently imperative we get it decided Which brick clique gets kids excited LEGO MINECRAFT - EpicLloyd: Come on guys, what’s the sense in mindless squabbling? When you could try to represent all kinds of modelling? Constructive criticism - pay attention to my offering ‘Cus all the things that we could build together’s mine-boggling I’m the proof of what we can achieve Creative? Creator? What’s with all the beef? Cook up some ideas there’s no need to grief! Dig down to your hearts, find the parts to believe!

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