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7 months ago

The all new Stupendi-Merch collection is live! Do you have a keen eye for a bARGain? stupendiumstore.com/ Be sure to check today's episode of Game Theory where this song features! https://youtu.be/3JZeI9SF0lI LYRICS: VERSE 1: Boot up your computer, stick a disk in your console’s drive Whatever platform you’re choosing, it’s time to switch on your mind Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNAF or those evenings down in the mines But if you look past all those shiny graphics you’ll be surprised what you’ll find Inside these worlds we love, behind our TV screens There’s so much to discover when you peek between The tiny gaps in the story, science, math and the lore We’ve got all that to explore, plus there’s some decent memes How hard does a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go? Frogger might not last in biology class, but have you tried to dissect a Toad? How creepers get to explode? The secrets buried in code? You’ll never guess what happened to the guests that were left in that restaurant though CHORUS: In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside and As a team we can find them You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorising? I think it’s time we did a little theorising VERSE 2: It’s a whole lotta’ research and the clues keep piling up But you’re not a ScottGames teaser, you’re already bright enough So sit back and grab a diet coke or a can full of human souls And ask if you might survive the jump, chucking nuggets into the hole Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion So you think to try it at the bottom of the ocean Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken Then it’s still more likely than the FNAF box ever opening Carrion flesh, Marionettes Keeping companions fed How old Ash Ketchem gets And we all know that Sans is - Never had I thought of Markiplier getting freaky With a Pokémon made by combining other species Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me The secret of the bottle flip, the ender dragon obelisks Just why is Zipper’s body zipped? A million other theories You may gain a wealth of knowledge But you aren’t as rich as Luigi CHORUS: In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside and As a team we can find them You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorising? I think it’s time we did a little theorising VERSE 3: But we’re not contained to video games, there’s loads to explore Will you or the food expire first, locked in a grocery store? When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door? And five pro-strats for surviving traps if you were chosen in Saw The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom starship The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks Or the best hamburger tactics when you’re stacking the parts - if everyone together does a clap and a half We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph You’d see we don’t need professors here for cracking the answers It’s clever but never forget we’re having a laugh And we’ll do a lot of learning on the way The gears are always churning so just turn another page Whoever said that work should be impervious to play Never learned to peak behind the curtain of the games A curious community is spinning the globe You could join us too, but it’s a slippery slope I’m addicted, so I think I’ll pick theories we wrote Then I’ll wrap them with a bow and give it to the Pope CHORUS: In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside and As a team we can find them You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorising? (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) I think it’s time we did a little theorising (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) A little theorising (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) A little theorising (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) (There’s theories all around you) (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) (The answers might astound you) (But that’s just a theory) (A game theory) I think it’s time we did a little theorising

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