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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile | Official Trailer

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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile | Official Teaser Trailer

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The Onion Film Standard: Top Gun

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The Onion Reviews 'The Naked Gun'

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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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The Onion Cultural Standard: Real Housewives of Atlanta

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Be Part Of History

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Satellite Images Reveal Drunk Father Stockpiling Fireworks | Onion News Network

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FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System

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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

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The Onion Film Standard: 28 Years Later Review

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Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies

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JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns | Onion News Network

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213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children | Onion News Network

02:31

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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The Onion Cultural Standard: Yellowjackets Review

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Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly

01:59

Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

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The Onion Cultural Standard: The Bachelor Review

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Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide

02:39

Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers

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Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

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CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates

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Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network

01:34

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

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Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network

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CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase | Onion News Network

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GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation | Onion News Network

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network

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Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade | Onion News Network

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Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!

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Doctor Warns Of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having On Mall Santas | Onion Now: Focus

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Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution | Onion News Network

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Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?

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College Student Explains What Its Like To Be First In Family Forced To Drink Own Urine In Frat House

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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns

01:28

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

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Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network

01:34

Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked | Onion Now: Focus

02:31

Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network

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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat | Onion News Network

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Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

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The Elderly Vote | American Voter

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New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network

01:55

The Immigrant Vote | American Voter

02:43

U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants | Onion News Network

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The One Percent | American Voter

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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus

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‘New York Times’ To Cease Publication

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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network

01:40

Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted | Onion News Network

02:44

Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town

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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children | Onion News Network

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God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network

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9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers