@Petalsae

1 month ago

I might write a pov after I finish my studies.. sfw btw Edit : IT'S HERE!!!! Author's note : I haven't done the Xianzhou quest and I'm sorry it took so long (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) (I wanna burn down my school cuz the work they gave me was kcufing important >w<!!!) Unnecessary warning : Bad writing and grammar, short, and weird since this is a meme pov (I'm warning you, this is a weird one) __________________________ {Jing Yuan was too drunk...} 0:00 {Short summary} You were tired. Jing Yuan asked if you wanted to spend time with him in his office. You agreed. You both drank tea. Turns out, the tea was swapped with alcohol. Being the tea lover he is, Jing Yuan drank too much which resulted in him being like this... {End of short summary and turn back to current situation...} You hadn't expected yourself, a normal knight with no special abilities whatsoever, to end up in the same room with the well known dozing general. In fact, you refuse to believe that he earns that title after you witness his capabilities when he drank too much... "I'LL BE YOUR BLONDE TONIGHT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE!" He sang with his heart out loud. A hand on his hips, the other raised above his head. His head was slightly turned away with a smug expression on his face even though you couldn't see it because his hair was in the way. He was posing like those models in magazines which made you laugh in response. "STILETTOS AND FISHNETS, IF THAT WHAT YOU LIKE!!" He continued. His body took a few steps forward elegantly, similar to when someone is walking with stilettos. He ended his small walk with yet another elegant pose, similar to the last one except with a hand on his forehead. It was like someone was sculpting a statue of him and he had to pose for reference which made you laugh even harder. "I'LL BE YOUR, HOT MESS, SCHOOL GIRL IN CURLS!!!" He sang once again, flipping his long, white hair while putting a playful smirk on his lips. "WHATEVER YOUR TYPE, BABY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE, I'LL DO IT!!!" He sang once again, nodding his head up and down vigorously like those emo mfs at metal concerts or sum siht. Until his wig practically flew off of his head and landed onto the ground. You stood there, shocked. This was such an unexpected moment for both you and him. However, it doesn't seem to stop himself from throwing it back as he kept on singing like there's no tomorrow. You didn't know how to react to this. Laugh? Shocked? Confused? Or all three? But nonetheless, you kept standing there like a frozen statue, the cup of alcohol still in your hand. Your eyes are wide and your eyebrows raised while your jaw dropped onto the floor like his wig. It's safe to say that this was an unforgettable night. _________________________ IT TOOK SO LONG CUZ I NEEDED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND THIS WAS RUSHED CUZ I HAD OTHER BUSY SIHT BUT I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED NONETHELESS. But anyways, I hope you have an amazing day! Don't forget to take care of yourself, take a rest, take a break, take a shower, and don't stress. There's always someone out there that loves you and cares for you! Bye ( ^ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ^ )♡♡!

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