Views : 2,170,648
Genre: Comedy
Date of upload: Oct 15, 2022 ^^
Rating : 4.858 (3,635/98,638 LTDR)
RYD date created : 2024-05-02T16:47:47.465765Z
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"Why is this guy so nervous?" - Cops while holding a man against his will in a blank interrogation room and in an uncomfortable chair while they try to put him in jail for his entire life. While they intentionally try to intimidate him.
"HE MUST BE LYING!" The Sherlock Holmes of the police department.
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When I was a kid I went to see a storyteller perform. He told us this riddle about a man who suspected his neighbor of stealing something. The man watched his neighbor all day and the neighbor walked suspiciously, talked suspiciously, moved suspiciously, and even ate his dinner suspiciously. However, the next day, the man found the item that was “stolen” sitting right where he’d left it two days earlier—it had never been stolen, he’d just misplaced it. The question was, if the neighbor hadn’t done anything wrong, why had he acted and moved so suspiciously for the whole day?
The answer was that the neighbor acted suspiciously because the man was suspicious of him. The neighbor hadn’t been moving, walking, talking, or eating suspiciously. He had been behaving normally and the man interpreted it as suspicious because it confirmed what he already suspected.
Idk I just think that’s relevant!
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"body language experts" are why i hate conversations. If I'm actively responding appropriately to conversation, I'm invested in conversation. it doesn't matter which way my body is facing, or how i'm fidgeting, or if i'm making eye contact. like damn leave me alone, let me be autistic in peace
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As a body language expert, you'll notice that the vast majority of body language experts tend to rock back and forth while speaking, which stimulates the anus. This gives them a warm, familial feeling as it brings them back to when they were infants and their caregiver would clean their anus after they made a mess in their diaper.
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funny anecdote: im autistic, and when i was in highschool, i realized that people believed me more often when i lied than when i told the truth, so i started using the same kind of acting techniques to tell the truth, ergo faking the facial expressions that other people seemed to expect for a given situation. it actually worked. and with that newfound power i became an amazing liar because i basically acted the same way when lying or when telling the truth. (i kept winning at werwolf which is kinda like town of salem)
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If I was famous and found a video about me from a body language expert, I'd pay another body language expert to make a video going over that expert's body language.
Then I'd pay another one to go over the previous one. I'd do this until I have a full circle of body language experts going over each other's body language and see what kind of chaos it causes.
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