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9,772,949 Views • May 20, 2007 • Click to toggle off description
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe…
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop
Views : 9,772,949
Genre: Comedy
Date of upload: May 20, 2007 ^^
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Top Comments of this video!! :3
I love that he sings in the voices of the characters.
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i feel like bo actually has these voices in his head and he just renamed them for the song
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"Yeah, I'm not doing good" Bo really quoted himself 14 years later
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Why was his voice DEEPER..?
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holy shit realizing hes only 25 now and how young he was, jesus
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Easter bunny killed me and tony the tiger killed my parents
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when the schizophrenia sets in and all the voices rush to your head
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HE'S SO GOOD WHY IS HE SO GOOD
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"I am grrrrrrrowing tired of this shit"
Oh my god I love Bo..
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8 yrs ago... Damn. still some of the funniest shit on YouTube.
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Once his voice voice goes into Santa mode i was like WTF! Lmao
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his voice = #deep
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someone make an animated version of this
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12 years later I’m still shocked this is the way I found out Santa was a make believe character.
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Am I the only one who thinks his hair would be super soft?
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This is like jon cozart's "after ever after" song on crack
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When Patrick said screw you guys the first thing I thought was your ex wife probably did
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probably literally no one is reading this but like can we just talk about how bo is like the only entertainer who is still themselves and hasnt whored themselves out for the publicity? like he literally still has the same humor and sarcasm and i just love him ok
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well hello there 2007, how nice to see you again.
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@squeezemyparticiple
8 years ago
This kid was 16 when this video came out. He's a comedic genius.
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