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8,485,146 Views • Mar 16, 2009 • Click to toggle off description
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe…
CD/DVD available now in stores.
get it at Target for only $9.99 woo-hoo
or iTunes: tinyurl.com/dh4gr5
my comedy central special airs march 27th!
stalk me: twitter.com/boburnham
read my blog: www.boburnham.com/
music and lyrics by bo burnham
i love you like kings love queens
like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes).
i need you like new orleans needs a drought
like hitler's father needed to learn to pull out
and i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof
and i love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.
cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
and love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.
i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy craps
i need you like a voyeur needs a branch
like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch
and i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform
and i want you like anne frank wanted
no one to read her fucking diary...cause a diary's a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she's down.
and if we met in 10000bc i was your caveman youz my cavelady
if we got hot we'd start rubbing
if we got hungry we'd go clubbing
theres wooly mammoths but i will protect us
you're making me devolve to a homo-erectus
and if we met in 1780
i was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady
slave...
whenever i could get away from the misses
i'll go to your shed and then i'll steal you kisses
but let's be serious i'd still work you full time as a slave
theres a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socio-economic trends.
and if we met in 1941
i was a nazi youz a gypsy on teh run.....thats a little redundant
that...probably wouldnt've worked out.
cause love is your favorite food for every breakfest, lunch and dinner
and love is the holocaust except you dont die quick adn you dont get thinner
and love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you dont want to reduce them at all cause if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales....
without rapists whos gonna buy your whistles
love is all about whistles...
Views : 8,485,146
Genre: Comedy
Date of upload: Mar 16, 2009 ^^
Rating : 4.92 (1,480/72,451 LTDR)
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you know you're in deep when you watch Bo's old videos filmed in his room you can hear the audience laughing at all the right parts
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love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place. Best line ever
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I watch Bo's videos for 2 reasons:
1. Because he's a genius and frickin hilarious
2. The comments posted by people trying to figure out what the hell he's saying are almost as good as the actual video
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the line about Anne Frank's Diary is the best thing I've heard in my entire life. I laughed for a good twenty minutes.
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Random doesn't equal funny, unless it's done right.
And Bo sure as hell knows how to do it right!
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The homeless metaphor is literally the best metaphor for love I've ever heard
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"Buy my cd! ...or don't... or doooo.."
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He has a perfect voice and his comedic timing is perfect. His timing is why "what." Is so prefect as all of these videos
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"oh, whats this?" [gentle piano sound]
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I want someone to serenade this to me
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Who else is doing a deep dive on Bo’s channel after watching Inside 100 times. Just me?
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when he said "I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof" I audibly said "oof"
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One of Bo's greatest works. Almost all of his works are just perfect. I can't believe how many sexual innuendos and jokes just flew over my head when I watched this a while in middle school. Now in college and wow Bo Burnham is seriously too damn clever. He was only 18 or 19 when he made this I think. Please do another special BO! We need more of your ironic, satirical, incredibly offensive and hilarious works . Good old days of youtube :)
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I've listened to this hundreds of times and I'm just now realizing that when he says "love is your favorite meal for breakfast lunch and dinner" he's probably hinting at the fact that even your favorite meal would probably be ruined over time if you had it all the time, that you'd get sick of it, take it for granted, like most relationships- sounds amazing at first then fades horribly over time. It's just the law of conditioned responses in a more primitive situation with a shade of ominousness... damn Bo.
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13 years later in 2022 and Bo’s content remains ageless.
He really was 15-20 years ahead of his time.
A true genius
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Besides the fact that his lyrics are fucking amazing he is really good at adding shit like facial expressions and pauses, really adds to what he does.
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I love him because he doesn't care who he makes fun of. He treats everyone the same.
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it’s 2020 and i’m still not over the homeless guy metaphor because it’s just so accurate
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"Love is all about... whistles" - Words of Bo Burnham
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@WillyTheComposerOfficial
8 years ago
The metaphor about the homeless guy is the best description of love I've ever seen.
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