Honk!
I had no plans to do a song about this. But after 5 minutes flapping about and stealing sandwiches in House House's Untitled Goose Game, I couldn't resist stepping into the shoes of a horrible goose. (Note: Geese do not wear shoes.)
Huge thanks to Rustage for volunteering to be bothered by a giant Goose for the day!
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Video guest starring Rustage:
   / @rustage  Beat produced by TheArtisans Beats
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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themself in the third person.
@TheStupendium
4 years ago
LYRICS: Whoâs this? The true prince of nuisance Cruise in, whoops youâre gonna need a new fence Abusing the humans for my amusement Since I hatched â and every afternoon since You can look for clues but you wonât see any boot prints Doesnât take a sleuth to deduce just whoâs been Brewing up a feud with a borough full of rubes Yes Iâm coming home to roost and theyâre gonna need some tutoring You can try to shoo me but Iâm a tad imprudent This community is soon to see some new goosey improvements Such as all your property? Yes, it belongs to me Oh, I see, you disagree? Oh, whoops, itâs ruined! I waddle on to the allotments, squat in the shallots Then make off with half the plot while youâre not watching Popped in for another gobble of your stocks Then Iâm off to see the shops and you wonder where your crops went Run off with your onions, pluck a coupleâ pumpkins I donât even eat âem, I just steal âem and I dump them Nothings more fun than befuddling a bumpkin Huddled in the shrubbery while smuggling your luncheon Didnât knock, I just had to grab a quick fix Leave it unlocked, Iâll be back for cabbage picnic Pick & Mix, picking on a scared kid Mixing up his glasses, on his arse whilst I scarper with his airfix What a foul day Wasted again chasing water fowl away Weâve had it up to here and weâre all about to break Living in fear of the terror from the lake What a foul day wasted again chasing water fowl away Weâd stuff him full of sage in the oven on a tray But the RSPCA Say the bugger has to stay So we suffer through the fate of another foul day Hear the honkety-honk As I topple over buckets and they drop and they bonk On the noggins of plonkers who thought they could conquer me Want an apology? Tough luck, Iâm off with your crockery I do beg your pardon; I think youâre in my garden Iâve just decided it is, but please donât be disheartened Itâs survival of the fittest and it harkens back to Darwin I thought that we were British? Donât you have a lip to harden? He stole the keys to the gate, put my rake in the lake Made me crush my thumb and then upped and ran away He wrecked my roses. And broke my vase. Locked me in a garage, ravaging the marketplace! Banned from the pub for messing with the punters Made off with my harmonica and left me on meâ bum â the Big scary bird scared me off with a quack Stole my plane, made me pay the shop lady for it back I care not for fences, Iâm on the offensive A feathery devil who revels in senseless attempts At upending your endlessly friendly pretences Your tempers expended â oops, was that expensive? No, none of itâs hateful, you ought to be grateful A face off with nature is basically staple Of countryside living, thatâs just what Iâm bringing Occasional chaos but awfully tasteful What a foul day Wasted again chasing water fowl away Weâve had it up to here and weâre all about to break Living in fear of the terror from the lake What a foul day wasted again chasing water fowl away Weâd stuff him full of sage in the oven on a tray But the RSPCA Say the bugger has to stay So we suffer through the fate of another foul day Iâm sticking my neck out and setting the borders A little respect for the new pecking order You call me a hoarder, a menace a thief Have you thought that Iâm all that youâve got for relief? From the boredom ensured by a rural existence Of thickets and cricket and picnic subsistence To call me sadistic is far too simplistic Iâm twisted but only to give you assistance Theyâve all got it in for me, living in infamy Mischiefâs my gift at the cost of your dignity Every dayâs a fight with the stick that Iâm given I say itâs only right that you give me that ribbon
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