@xavieraexx

1 month ago

22:06 - 24:28 THE BAD THING Do the bad thing Take off your wedding ring But it won't make it that much easier It might make it worse Oh, the night's like a whirlwind Somebody's girlfriend's talking to me, but it's alright She's saying that he's not gonna slap me or try to attack me He's not the jealous type And I only need to get half an excuse and I'm away But when there's no excuses, that's much easier to say I've been before And all these capers make us to look for it to ignore See, she's talking but I'm not entirely sure (ah) Do the bad thing Take off your wedding ring But it won't make it that much easier It might make it worse Oh, a sudden disheartener Somebody's partner's talking to me But I don't know that is what she isn't She murmurs things to confirm that the tragedy is true And I knew, how could she not? She could have anyone she wants And I'm struggling to think of an immediate response Like, "I don't mind, it'd be a big mistake for you to wait And let me waste your time Really, love, it's fine" I said, "Really, love, it's fine" And then the first time it occurred that there was something to destroy I knew before the invitation that there was this ploy Oh, but she carried on suggestin', a struggle to refuse She said, "It's the red wine this time, " but that is no excuse 24:28 - 27:10 TEDDY PICKER They've sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen They've sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the Top 100 list And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya, but you were dying for it Saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine Do you reckon that they do it for a joke? Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath That says that we are defenders Of any poseur or professional pretender around When did your list replace the twist and turn Like a fist replaced the kiss? Don't concern us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder Don't be surprised when you get bent over They told ya, but you were gagging for it Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Presuming that all things are equal Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you? 27:10 - 29:30 DANCING SHOES Get on your dancing shoes There's one thing on your mind Hoping they're looking for you Sure you'll be rummaging through Oh and the shit, shock, the horror You've seen your future bride Yeah, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waiting and waiting and The only reason that you came So what you scared for Oh, don't you always do the same It's what you there for, don't you know The lights are flashing Down in here tonight And some might exchange a glance But keep pretending to dance Don't act like it's not happening As if it's impolite To go and mention your name Instead you'll just do the same As they all do, and hope for the best The only reason that you came So what you scared for Well don't you always do the same It's what you're there for but no Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine Hoping they're looking for you Sure you'll be rummaging through And I said the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride, yeah Yeah, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waiting and waiting 29:30 - 34:21 BODY PAINT For a master of deception and subterfuge You've made yourself quite the bed to lie in Do your time travelin' through the tannin' booth So you don't let the sun catch you cryin' So predictable, I know what you're thinkin' My teeth are beatin' and my knees are weak It's as if there's somethin' up with the wirin' You can poke your head behind the mountain peak Don't have to mean that you've gone into hidin' So predictable, I know what you're thinkin' I'm watching your every move I feel the tears are comin' on It won't be long, it won't be long Straight from the cover shoot Still a trace of body paint On your legs and on your arms and on your face And I'm keepin' on my costume (keeping on) I'm callin' it a writin' tool And if you're thinkin' of me, I'm probably thinkin' of you There's still a trace of body paint On your legs and on your arms and on your face There's still a trace of body paint On your legs and on your arms and on your face There's still a trace of body paint On your legs and on your arms and on your face There's still a trace of body paint On your legs and on your arms and on your face So predictable, I know what you're thinkin' Yeah Yeah 34:21 - 38-47 THERE'D BETTER BE A MIRRORBALL Don't get emotional, that ain't like you Yesterday's still leaking through the roof That's nothing new I know I promised this is what I wouldn't do Somehow giving it the old romantic fool Seems to better suit the mood So if you wanna walk me to the car You oughta know I'll have a heavy heart So can we please be absolutely sure That there's a mirrorball? You're getting cynical and that won't do I'd throw the rose tint back on the exploded view Darling, if I were you And how's that insatiable appetite? For the moment when you look them in the eyes And say, "Baby, it's been nice" So do you wanna walk me to the car? I'm sure to have a heavy heart So can we please be absolutely sure That there's a mirrorball for me? La, ohh Oh, there'd better be a mirrorball for me 38:47 - 41:52 I WANNA BE YOURS I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Let me be your leccy meter And I'll never run out Let me be the portable heater That you'll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion (wanna be) Hold your hair in deep devotion (I'll be) At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean Now I wanna be yours Secrets I have held in my heart Are harder to hide than I thought Maybe I just wanna be yours I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours Wanna be yours (Wanna be yours) I wanna be your vacuum cleaner (wanna be yours) Breathing in your dust (wanna be yours) I wanna be your Ford Cortina (wanna be yours) I will never rust (wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours) I just wanna be yours (wanna be yours)

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