The Onion
28 videos • 29 views • by Samuel Martin
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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
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Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
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Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet
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Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin
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Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin
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Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack
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Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
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Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
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Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
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Captain Actual America Overweight, Hopelessly In Debt
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Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume
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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
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Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys
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Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa
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Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb
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Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
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Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers
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Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
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Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' That Came To Him In A Dream
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Today Now! : Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
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