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Ozempic User Explains How Weight Loss Changed The Way People Slapped Her Belly
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Former Cult Leader Reveals How He Escaped Needy Followers
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CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates
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Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
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Doctor Warns Of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having On Mall Santas | Onion Now: Focus
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College Student Explains What Its Like To Be First In Family Forced To Drink Own Urine In Frat House
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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked | Onion Now: Focus
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus
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Mayor Explains Why He Changed City Named After Slave-Owning Founder To Salami Town
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Activist Explains Initiative To Provide Safe Housing To Electric Scooters
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Female Competitive Drowner Explains Why Trans Athletes Should Not Compete In Competitive Drowning
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AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
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Gun Owner Explains Why He Needs Weapon To Protect Self From Gun He Currently Holding To Own Head
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White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With 'N'
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Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins
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Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables
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Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder
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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort
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Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards
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6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebook
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Nation's Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer
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Second Amendment Activist Defends Guns As Essential For Starting Foot Race At Town Midsummer Jubilee
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Facebook Employees Explain Struggling To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy
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Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs
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Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’
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Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
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Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy
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Black Lives Matter Organizer Explains Movement To Older White Americans Using Sailing Metaphors
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Silicon Valley CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Him Being Wealthy And Having A Blast
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Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises
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Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian
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ACLU Explains How Some Of Funds Raised Will Defend Rights Of Weirdos To Have Sex With Trees
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Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory
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