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Videos mostly from 2008-2010, the golden age of The Onion.
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Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
The Onion
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2
World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
The Onion
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3
Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda
The Onion
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4
Traveler Entrances Town With Vision Of Future
The Onion
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5
Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem
The Onion
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6
Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
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7
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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8
Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day
The Onion
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9
Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?
The Onion
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10
Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now
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11
Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line
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12
Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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13
'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate
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14
'Cosmopolitan' Completes Study On How To Please Your Man
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15
Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks
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16
Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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17
China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space
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18
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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19
Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas
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20
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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21
First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women
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22
Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer
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23
Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
The Onion
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24
Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
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25
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
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26
New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
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27
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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28
Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
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29
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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30
Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
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31
Today Now! : Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
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32
Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen
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33
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other
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34
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier
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35
Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence
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36
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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37
Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night
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38
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
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39
Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
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40
TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults
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41
How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side
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42
Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister
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43
This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob
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44
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
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45
In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
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46
America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You?
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47
Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?
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48
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
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49
Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
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50
Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
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51
Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
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52
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
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53
NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast
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54
Representative Wants To Meet More Kids Online
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55
Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
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56
Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer Attempt To Evade Question
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57
USDA Official Takes Brave Stand Against Interstate Potato Pricing
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58
Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
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59
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
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60
Friends Don't Understand How Man Not Depressed
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61
Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her
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62
Missing Girl Probably Raped
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63
12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
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64
FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It's Alyson Hannigan
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65
NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
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66
Newsroom : 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
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67
Live From Congress-The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
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68
America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign
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69
Live: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dreams
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70
Rep. Ingersol's Murder of a Hobo
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71
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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72
Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
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73
Newsroom : Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
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74
Economists Warn Anti-Bush Product Market Close To Collapse
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75
Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House
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76
What is the RISKIEST Region in the US as the Climate Changes?
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77
Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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