Managers Would NOT Believe My Free Coupon was REAL
I Won FREE MOVIES from Blockbuster for a Year
I Won a YEAR Full of Groceries
People Who Won "Life Long Prizes", What Happened After?
We Made Our Job SUPER SLOW... on Purpose
Management Said We Couldn't Eat at Our Desks... We Got that Rule Changed IN ONE DAY
We Used to FIND our Coworker SLEEPING Between the Walls
My Company Used to Give BONUSES for Finding Issues on Computers... People ALWAYS Found Problems
All of My Friends MADE FUN of Me at MY BBQ
My Friend "Hooked Up" With My Boyfriend... Because SHE LIKED ME
My Friends DITCHED Me When My Dad Died
Has a "Friend" Ever STABBED You in the Back...
I Got a Tattoo of a Dragon After My COMA...
I Was Put INTO A COMA for 2 Weeks...
After My Coma, I Felt Like I wasn't REAL...
My Friend Was in a COMA from 2 Weeks and Met a WOLF
My Partner Made Me Realize that I was "Optional"
My Boyfriend WOULD NOT Come and See Me...
My Girlfriend Tried to Shoot Me with Her CROWBOW!
Me and My Partner Broke Up over The AGE GAP
We PROTESTED for a Girl Who Got Suspended for Wearing Mismatched Socks
Two People Got Suspended for a $1 Candy Bar
People would "DO THE DEED" in the School Stairwell
My Friend got Suspended for ALWAY Being PANTS at School
A Woman Became a HOARDER Because She Had to GIVE UP Two Babies
My Girlfriend Who Parents Who Were BOTH Hoarders
My Mom with BUY ANYTHING on SALE
My Grandma Was Hoarder of FOOD... She Had a Jar of Pickles that was 26 Years Old
I Lifted My Shirt Up and Accidently Showed My Member...
I Was "SHOWING" When My Crush was at the Pool
My Teacher Made a Guy Give a Presentation When He was Pitching a Tent
I Got an INSTANT TOWER from a Female Doctor
A Lot of People Think Their DOGS "Jugs" Are TICKS
Customer Said Laptop was DEAD... They Didn't Know if Could CHARGE
Karens Asked "How Reserved" a Table Was... It Had a RESERVED SIGN
My CUSTOMER Asked Why I Sent Them an INVOICE for Payment
I Got Asked if I was a MAN or a WOMAN... I Always Thought I Looked Manly
A Kid Once Asked Me "Why are Your Legs Broken?"... I'm Disabled
Someone Once Asked Me if I Was Self Conscience About My Teeth
I Had Acne and People Always Asked "Why Don't You Just Wash Your Face?"
I Hate TEXTBOOK Answers During Interviews
One Interviewee Wanted a SUPERVISOR JOB for his Starter Job
One of Interviewees Had an Ankle Monitor
I HATE When Young People Arrive in CASUAL Outfits for Job Interviews
Someone Got Married and Spent 2 MILLION on the Wedding and Groom Left With Someone Else
This Driver was TOO BIG and Made Everyone Look Small
Bride and Groomer Were Talking About IF THEY Should Get Married
What is the WEIRDEST Thing You've SEEN as a Driver
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