May I (Original Song)
The Realtor AmeriCon Animated Comic is Coming Soon! 🏡
Popped into my head...
Regulatory Signs
This is a World of Boundaries & You're on the Other Side
Hank Hill Singing Uptown Girls
Kitchen sink
Full Name: Mr. Ted Suzan
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Classification: Absurdist Inventor, philosopher, author, artist, songwriter, and intellectual.
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Perhaps you would like to wear one of my inventions, the meat calculator:
www.cafepress.com/TedSuzan
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Reviews from popular youtubers:
"You're funny dude!" -LisaNova (on my blowdry tongue vid)
"What color are the aliens chemicals? Love you."-Shaye St. John (my hero)
"Amazing skillz with a blow dryer"-Spricket24
"You have a very unique and sometimes hilarious style"-ReinaDelCid
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Ted Suzan is a hyperactive 8 year old who can slowly and rationally explain his excitement...Roasted Mouse Towels!