I had no idea what women go through to freeze their eggs π₯π§π³π€― #eggfreezing #familyplanning #standup
Anyone else rehearse their Starbucks order before itβs your turn? π
βοΈ #anxiety #standupcomedy
My new special 'London Fog' premieres this Sunday at 10am PST
My new special 'London Fog' is premiering on the biggest streaming platform in the world this Sunday
'London Fog' my new special, premieres this Sunday, Nov 9 at 10am PST on my YouTube channel!
Is this the new RFK π plan? #standupcomedy #rfkjr #baby #flying
French Toast Hands πβ New podcast episode of βThis Week In Zoltanβ available now
Injured at a magic show πͺπ€π #magic #shinlim #standupcomedy #standup #comedy
Tacoma/Seattle! 3 out of 5 shows are sold out, so donβt miss the late shows Fri & Sat while tix last
We got a new Tempur-Pedic mattress ποΈ #mattress #bed #standupcomedy #standup
Why do we assume that aliens want to attack us? πΈπ½ #ufo #alien #standupcomedy
Flying during a government shutdown π³βοΈ #governmentshutdown #airports #standupcomedy #zoltan
If a hotel says they gave you their βBest Room,β be warnedβ¦ π¨#chicago #hotels #standupcomedy #zoltan
Aliens exist πΈπ½ #aliens #ufo #standupcomedy #comedy
Ghosts are watching π»π #ghosts #standupcomedy #haunted #marriage #funnystory
Ben & Jerry's π¦
Praying before a comedy show π #pray #standupcomedy #religious #comedy #prayer
Soup at a Russian Spa?! π§π₯£ #spa #sweatlodge #bathhouse #standupcomedy #comedy
Scared to light the pilot to my furnace π₯ #standupcomedy #comedy #standup #furnace #winter
I feel like we all have a limited amount of luck ππ€ #lottery #lotto #standupcomedy #comedypodcast
Reconnecting with my inner child at @Sweetwater #sweetwater #guitars #standupcomedy
You canβt save parking spots π
ββοΈπ #standupcomedy #parking #standup #relatable #comedy
Call 911 π¨βοΈ #911 #standupcomedy #emergency #comedy
Why canβt I be happy for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce#taylorswift #traviskelce #standupcomedy
Ingrained in our phones π±π€³#standupcomedy #phones #travel #subway #cleancomedy
I didnβt know I was poor growing up π‘π #standupcomedy #trailerpark #standup #cleancomedy
San Diego, CA, I canβt wait for February 14th to headline my first theater in my hometown
Thank you to the San Diego Padres for having me out to throw the First Pitch! βΎοΈποΈ
Houdini did WHAT?! πͺποΈ #houdini #magic #standupcomedy #comedy #zoltan
Why is there only one day to vote in elections? π³οΈ #vote #election #standupcomedy #politics
Yoga to the ER π§π #standupcomedy #yoga #comedypodcast
My first father figures were on TV πΊ #fatherfigures #mrrogers #shawnmichaels #standupcomedy #standup
Fort Wayne, IN! Iβm headed your way for 5 shows this Thursday-Saturday!
Misadventures of edibles ππΊ #edibles #netflix #standupcomedy #zoltan
Overhead bins on an airplane are not assigned π
ββοΈβοΈ #travel #airplanes #standupcomedy #standup
Terrell Suggs pulled a g*n on someone at the Starbucks Drive-Thru πβοΈ#terrellsuggs #standupcomedy
First time my Mom met my wife π³ #persian #wife #marriage #motherinlaw
Disappointing my fan at the Holiday Inn π¨ #holidayinn #hotel #standupcomedy
Early life lessons π #taxes #childhood #standupcomedy #cleancomedy #standup
Pretending I understand Economics π€·ββοΈπ°π #economy #recession #standupcomedy #standup #adulting
The apocalyptic movies got this part wrong π²π€³ #standupcomedy #flights #travel #standup #weather
Touched by a Ghost in a Haunted Hotel π»π¨ #standupcomedy #ghoststories #ghosts #hauntedhotel #haunted
Trying authentic Thai food in Thailand πΉππ
Austin, TX has a weird mix of people π€ποΈββοΈπ€ #austin #standupcomedy #standup #austintx
Caught stealing cookies πͺ #standupcomedy #marriage #cookies #standup
Newlywed arguments π₯°π€¬π‘ #marriage #wife #standupcomedy #relationshiphumor #standup
My Urologist had the same name as me π³
Making sure every seat at San Diego's Balboa Theatre on Feb 14th, 2026 is worthy!
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Comedian Zoltan Kaszas, seen on Dry Bar Comedy, heard on SiriusXM. See Me Live! www.zoltancomedy.com/collections/zoltan-kaszas-shoβ¦
Joined 12 July 2006
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