Canada kicks ass! Why?
1. Having four seasons is amazing
2. We invented basketball
3. We invented hockey
4. We invented the telephone
5. We invented the baseball glove
6. We invented cable TV
7. We invented "peace keeping"
8. We invented insulin
9. We invented the kitchen stove
10. We invented the poutine
11. We have the best beer
12. If you call the wrong number, the person you called will help you find the right one!