04:51

Orange ice cream sounds more popular than it is | + 26 more...

04:59

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 May 2024

04:33

Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 25 more...

04:27

We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 25 more...

04:57

Neuralink is going to destroy the poker scene | + 27 more...

04:27

A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 28 more...

04:29

A sinking ship must be exciting for sea life | + 27 more...

04:20

Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 26 more...

04:07

Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...

04:20

We all might be colorblind and we wouldn't know. | + 24 more...

04:04

freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...

05:09

Fake streetlights in video games emit real light | + 28 more...

04:42

Things taste less sweet when they're cold. | + 28 more...

04:10

Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew them | + 24 more...

04:18

It’s harder to reject pleasure than ignore pain | + 25 more...

04:21

We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen to us | + 24 more...

04:39

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 May 2024

04:32

Buckets are waterproof baskets. | + 24 more...

04:29

A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. | + 26 more...

04:23

We need a slur for advertisements | + 26 more...

04:34

Chickens and parrots are domesticated dinosaurs. | + 26 more...

04:16

Everyone takes a crap, but no one gives a crap. | + 24 more...

04:49

Your phone has seen more of you than other humans | + 28 more...

04:20

You are the center of the observable universe | + 26 more...

04:42

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 April 2024

04:04

At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 25 more...

04:37

Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 27 more...

04:35

Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...

04:36

Cats generally make a lot more sounds in movies. | + 28 more...

04:19

None of your ancestors died a virgin | + 24 more...

04:27

2019 to 2024 felt way faster than 2014 to 2019 | + 25 more...

04:32

The older we get, the more fall damage we take. | + 25 more...

04:06

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 22 April 2024

04:55

Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 27 more...

04:46

Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 28 more...

04:24

There is no 10 in a base infinity number system. | + 25 more...

04:45

There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...

04:08

Money is not a problem until you don’t have any. | + 24 more...

04:30

Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 27 more...

04:22

Zombies having extra durability makes no sense | + 24 more...

04:30

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 April 2024

04:34

Growing in love is better than falling in love | + 26 more...

04:44

Most living creatures die by being eaten alive | + 28 more...

04:40

You give away almost 100% of your birthday cake. | + 27 more...

04:38

You are not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic | + 28 more...

04:30

Pregnant women basically turn food into humans. | + 27 more...

04:51

Journalism is the public's intelligence agency | + 26 more...

04:34

You never own money it’s just your turn with it | + 28 more...

04:52

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 April 2024

05:02

Every bad person was once innocent. | + 28 more...

04:25

It's not physically possible to count to a trillion outloud. | + 25 more...

04:57

Sharp cheddar is the dark chocolate of cheese. | + 27 more...

04:39

People on limited data plans pay to watch ads | + 26 more...

04:22

2025 has become less futuristic. | + 26 more...

04:21

Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 24 more...

04:11

Real court is so boring compared to TV court | + 25 more...

04:50

Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 31 March 2024

04:33

There’s no wrong way to orient a map or a globe. | + 28 more...

04:33

Commonwealth sounds a lot better than Rarepoverty | + 26 more...

04:52

Most people smell the same at a hotel breakfast | + 26 more...