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About
-Let me bring you up to speed.
My name is Wayne Campbell.
I live in Aurora, Illinois,which is a suburb of Chicago.
Excellent.
I've had plenty of joe jobs. Nothing I'd call a career.
Let me put it this way...
I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets.
OK, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad,
but I've got an amazing cable access show, and I still know how to party.
But what I'd really love is to do Wayne's World for a living.
It might happen.
Sh'yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
Ah, the mirthmobile.
This is my best friend Garth Algar.
-Hi.
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