Today I got an ad for... being kidnapped?
Big airline companies don't want you to know this, but if you upgrade your seat beyond first class, they let you fly the plane π€―βοΈ
Remember back in the day when we could poop our pants and no one would freak out about it? They would just change us! Everyone, start pooping your pants again today to fight the woke PC agenda!
Look what I learned today
Would you rather be stuck in a bear with a forest or a sentient 2010 Dodge Ram 1500?
Happy Yeh20 day!!! π₯β¨οΈππ₯³ππππ
Call of Duty should call their next game, "Call of Duty 5" since they stopped numbering them after CoD 4. That would be hilarious
I finally sneezed just now
A long time from now the sun will destroy the earth; but today, it looked really cool #solareclipse
Just hanging out