"A little magic, a little rhyme, a little music, a merry time."
The Notorious ROSCOE from Biloxi has entertained the crowned heads of Europe, potentates of the Far and Near East, chieftains in the darkest jungles of Africa and the Amazon, and titans of American Industry and has performed for appreciative audiences on every earthly continent except Antarctica, where the penguins wouldn't understand his amazing feats of prestidigitation anyway. Impossible illusions of brass, steel, rope, and chains will mystify and astonish you. And then ROSCOE will hammer not one but TWO solid steel spikes directly into his head.
Delightful.