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Grab a little snacky, kick back, and relax. This is your home now, I am your wife and your best friend. I am also a shape-shifter so if you don't need a wife or best friend, I can be a van or Chinese food. Whatever you need.
Good night and don't die in your sleep and I love you and I thank you and goodbye (unless you're stickin' around, then I thank you sweet-pea, but don't get too cozy and cheat on me cuz' I'll take the form of yo mama and spank yo a**).
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