Rule #1: Give us your suggestions: This is audience participation so you will speak loudly and arrive on time* (wink)!
Rule #2: No bad suggestions: If you give bad suggestions, you will be publicly flogged! Examples of bad suggestions are: Teletubbies, Pokemon, Inanimate objects, and anything to do with Bill Clinton!
Rule #3: Pay homage to the Spoon: When the spoon is presented, you will chant like this...(static vocal high pitch sound while waving one's fingers in the air)!
Rule #4: Judge fairly: Even if the player is your friend and/or lover, you will not vote for them if their games sucked booty!
Rule #5: You will come every Friday: Even if your mother is suspended over a pit of lions with leaping doom flames of doom and you alone can save her, you will say, 'Sorry Mom, it's Friday!
Rule #6: At the beginning of every show, you will count down like this. 'Live Nude People will begin