In ONE…TWO…and THREE into the straight Flat 4! I got a Dubie in my Subie & it’s ready to roll!
Now lit it, hit it, pass it & go! Let’s get all Symmetrical! & flip that xmode switch!
So any Jeepsta that wants to bring it, then they better bring it! We here at Subaru don’t slip around!! Only BFG & Toyo Meaty knobby looking All Terrain Heavy Duty Off-road Tires! With steel rock sliders and iron man shocks! And if you got a problem with that, then you better watch yo back! Cuz el homie spider gots my back! And that’s a torque vectoring fact!
So Listen you Jeepy....if you or any other Jeepy continues getting Jiffy, El homie Sleepy will get you feeling really iffy!
So stop smoking that crack, before you get yourself all out of wack! & pay attention to the track, before you get stuck in your own jeep tracks.
Subie! Flat-4! Turbo Boxer! 4-EVER 6 Stars!
La Outback Lives!