Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
THE GREATEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE HAS A SEQUEL. It is equally as good, if not, better! Check it out, many many many hours went into this video, made by my friend Nilly Nilly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzMo...
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"Nine, one, one. What's your emergency?
"Oh, yes, um, my-my, bitch just came home. I think she's gonna bite me again."
"Sir, are you injured?"
"She's injured me before – when she was on heat..."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, I think she's on her period."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah, she just rolled over a bunch of kids."
"If there's a dog, it could be rabid, do not approach it."
"Dog? What are you talking about? OH! My wife is in a good mood. Nevermind!"
"So, is everything O.K.?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess she doesn't have P.B.S. today. [WHEEZE]"
"O.K., great. Um, may I ask how did the dog enter your house?"
"What? No, no, I am talking about my wife. She bit me."
"Mmm, goodbye, sir."
And that is how Ian got banned from 911. #shorts
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"trans make a vestite erect"
~ Keith McBloke — 15th of May, 2023
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Ian made this whole cutscene that was meant to be comical in nature, but the subject was about the twin towers collapsing. I (Jason), removed the last half of the cutscene because I understand the sensitive nature of the subject. To be fair, it was pretty funny, but it is not suitable for the wider audiences, so I censored the rest out. #shorts
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Jason gets imposter, and then pretends to be scared to gain Porter's (Younglings)'s trust. After completing many tasks with him, Jason waits until Porter is busy and kills Gold when Porter has a task on his screen. Porter then vouches for Jason the whole time because Jason outsmarts Porter, and in the end it just Porter, Jason, and someone else, and Jason just kills Porter. #shorts
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Jason is playing Satisfactory again, but this time he has come prepared for Ian's shenanigans. He has brought along his tranquilizer gun to hinder Ian unconscious for the remainder of the episode's duration. This is perfect, because Jason has always wanted to test a tranquilizer on a human. As soon as Ian enters the room, he provides a perfect opportunity for Jason to test it out. Jason tranquilizers Ian, which worked perfectly, and just like that, the pest was gone. #shorts
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As some of you may know, Ian has issues with his old back. He watches this cringe show called, Bod & Brad, a physiotherapist show, and it is the most cringe show you could possibly imagine. Ian, being the sad, cringe, old man he is, loves the show. #shorts
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Ian is playing Fallout 4, when suddenly, Amish and Keith – his sons – enter the room. Ian gives them their birthday present, which is a brand new expensive wooden wardrobe. Amish and Keith go on about how much they love it, much to Ian's surprise, but when they get the axe and chainsaw out, Ian soon comes to learn that though they love the gift, they love it for different reasons than Ian had hoped. The proceed to axe and chainsaw the gift before pouring fuel on it, burning it, and then jumping up and down whilst yelling like cavemen and screaming "THE BEST GIFT EVER, DAD!" Finally, they throw Ian in the fire. #shorts
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Ever thought something was off with Elmo? Well, this proof video confirms your deepest fears of him. Turns out Elmo is pure evil, and also a neo-🄽🄰🅉🄸! #shorts
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Unfiltered violence between two senior citizens who are identical-twins. While both screaming at video games, Jason holds himself as high as a God, since he works for The Globalists under the title "Government Scientist"; while Ian is so immature he watches children cartoons and is so pathetic he lets his own children beat him up and lets his wife sit on him. Jason and Ian are identical-twins that were born in Murrindindi, Victoria, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Laniakea Supercluster. They were born on the 15th of October, 1952, A.D.. What? Got a problem with that? Leave. You're replaceable.