05:00:44
Sorry I was late for our date. The wheels in my heelies got stuck in a street drain again.[ENG/SPN]
02:53:50
My super power is being able to sing along to Pearl Jam without knowing a single word [ENG/SPN] | !y
02:44:57
McDonald's announces new healthy item: A single piece of lettece [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGH
04:20:28
instead of renting an apartment im going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it [ENG/SPN] |
02:55:17
GET IN LOSER IT'S OCTOBER 1ST [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:05:48
Unattended children in chat will be given a redbull and taught how to swear. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !V
04:59:42
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Moo Deng [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
04:24:50
A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you canât afford the other 80% [ENG/SPN] | !youtube
02:26:11
I took one of those DNA tests and found out I am 30% dorito. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLU
02:37:51
iâm sorry for being annoying. it will happen again. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
05:16:04
when iâm president, i will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm #PANDA2024 [ENG/SPN] | !youtub
05:05:27
I accidentally hit a parked car so I left them a note that said ânext time it will be youâ [ENG/
02:14:12
It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and donât have the humidity to admit it [ENG/SP
03:08:43
The worst part about being a grown adult is no one will give you piggyback rides. [ENG/SPN] | !youtu
06:18:43
I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me [ENG/SPN] | !yout
04:33:33
BREAKING NEWS ~ Janet on Facebook is having chicken salad for dinner tonight. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !
02:26:00
Someone just called country music âfarm emoâ and stop thinking about it [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VI
02:33:35
Hell yes I am good at counterfeiting. How many $69 dollar bills do you want? [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !V
04:57:36
Chat, I heard you like bad boys. Iâm bad at everything [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
05:07:01
My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:39:16
iâm not celebrating labor day today. iâm gonna sit on my ass [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGH
07:15:13
the secret to my success is everywhere i go i wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back [ENG/SPN] | !
04:58:55
If youâre trying to impress me with your vehicle it better be a food truck. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !
03:13:53
i donât want fries. i want YOUR fries. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:42:45
i wish there was a way to online shoplift đ [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
04:13:37
can anyone recommend some good behaviours for someone who just started behaving [ENG/SPN] | !youtube
06:45:50
I wonât rest until a cure for insomnia is found. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
06:19:34
so apparently itâs still a crime to free zoo animals even if youre the birthday boy [ENG/SPN] | !y
04:03:55
eating plastic bags is awesome. i donât know why everybody is getting mad at me for doing it [ENG/
06:32:20
my mom used to feed me soap as a reward for saying bad words [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLU
03:06:07
Man, how coked up was the guy that came up with teenage mutant ninja turtles [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !V
02:57:25
the PANDARF situation is crazy [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
05:46:55
Amazon should have âI was drunkâ as an order cancellation option [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAME
05:03:58
if you sweat while you eat it should count as a workout [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:40:24
if weâre bringing back satanic panic can we do a throwback to 80âs grocery prices too [ENG/SPN]
02:21:23
PANDARF comfirmed to be casted as Doctor Doom in new Avengers Film [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFI
03:55:16
Eating Taco Bell shouldnât count for calories because itâs not around long enough [ENG/SPN] | !y
04:35:48
The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials [ENG/SPN] | !yo
02:36:10
What an insane day. Still canât believe I tried cauliflower pasta for the first time. [ENG/SPN] |
02:56:18
OK hear me out, A corn dog except itâs just a hotdog on a stick covered in onion rings. [ENG/SPN]
06:17:10
Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !
04:13:41
Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for âdumpster fire?â [ENG/SPN] | !youtub
02:28:54
Due to unfortunate circumstances things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious [ENG/SPN] | !you
02:15:52
A fun game is to try out is to put on an orange vest and direct traffic [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOG
04:43:23
Where do I see myself in 5 years? I donât even know where I am right now [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VID
02:26:12
$20k in my bank account (the k is silent) [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:36:39
How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside? [ENG/SPN] | !youtub
04:44:24
DK64 part 3 [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
04:30:17
love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIG
01:24:58
Always check your candy. I opened a bag of M&Ms and found a bunch of Ws. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEO
52:57
Always check your candy. I opened a bag of M&Ms and found a bunch of Ws. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEO
02:58:02
Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice? [ENG/SPN] | !youtube
04:46:47
Everyoneâs gangsta until grandma grabs that chancla [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
05:08:41
Everyoneâs gangsta until grandma grabs that chancla [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
02:22:00
Weâre all 60% water, so get off your high horse âaquaâ man [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGH
02:34:22
devastated to announce I did not win the mega millions so I will be at work on monday [ENG/SPN] | !y
02:45:05
I was voted âWorlds Worst Bartenderâ for my very unpopular tuna daiquiris. [ENG/SPN] | !youtube
03:58:56
My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? Itâs hard to say [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGA
03:01:48
Some of yâall need Jesus and I say this as an atheist [ENG/SPN] | !youtube !VIDEOGAMEFIGHTCLUB
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