00:15

Fiona when shrek was trynna rescue her out the tower

00:07

Oopsie i had a poopsie

00:26

The 3 lil pigs when they saw the wolf coming

00:10

Lana when her bf leaves bc she’s no longer young and beautiful 👵🏻

00:10

Shakira when asked if she’s in jail because her hips lied

00:11

Kids in st.Jude when you don’t round up 13 cents for them at the Walmart checkout

00:11

Japanese after successfully b💣mbing Pearl Harbor

00:10

The apple after explaining to Isaac newton how gravity works for the 2718th time 🍎

00:08

Priests explaining where they live after having fun with the church kids

00:10

Homeless folks after eating the baby back ribs at the ab0rtion center

00:09

New inmates after dropping the soap during shower time 🧼 😉

00:08

Shrek when Fiona wanted to go to the land of far far away

00:08

White women when the DNA test says they’re 2% African

00:13

Lesbians after using tape and a cucumber to have fun in bed 🥺

00:10

Thing 1 and thing 2 after having green eggs and ham 🥚🍀

00:05

White people when a poc enters Cracker Barrel 👨🏻‍🦳

00:10

1.3gpa high schoolers checking to see if they made it into Harvard

00:10

Cashiers when you don’t donate to kids cancer hospitals 👩‍🦲

00:11

Kids when a guy in a white van tells them to get in for ice cream 🍦

00:06

Period blood when it spots white pants

00:15

Belle on her way to ride the beast’s monster pp

00:09

Johnny Johnny when he gets caught eating sugar

00:08

🟧⬛️Pron stars after catching another std

00:06

Fiona when the fairy godmother offered to take her to Dr.Miami to fix herself

00:11

Overweight gym teachers when the jock stretches to reveal a happy trail

00:17

Victorian people after downloading bethovens latest single

00:09

Tinkerbell spraying pixie dust to the fairies that can’t fly 🧚‍♀️ ✨

00:07

Kids when it’s time to talk to their uncle that lives across the country

00:13

ijustine when you tell her what phones your family has

00:09

Tom and jerry after a long day of pretending to hate each other ♥️

00:08

Drake after Nicki rejected his azz

00:14

When your male teacher denied a blowie for a grade boost 🙄

00:13

Eve after the snake 🐍 told her to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge

00:10

Kim kardashian driving to my house to deliver my giveaway price ✨

00:08

Dora when swiper 🦊 wanted to get in her pants

00:06

iPhone apps when you press on them

00:08

Mary after realizing Jesus became a local celebrity 🤪

00:09

Goldilocks doordashing porridge to her address using the bear’s computer

00:06

Undercover witches when an innocent gets b*rned alive

00:07

Caillou’s mom when she got the cancer bill in the mail

00:20

Blind people after grabbing the car instead of the electric wheelchair

00:08

Teachers when 1 pencil goes missing from their pencil cup

00:11

Video of cardi b’s WAP getting out of hand

00:06

Priests at church acting like the kids don’t turn them on

00:14

Dr.Seuss coming up with rhymes for his books

00:23

Little kids when their parents take them to the fair by dollar general

00:12

Princess diana when queen Elizabeth takes her last breath

00:14

Jasmine trying to get Aladdin to let her ride on the magic carpet 😜😏

00:10

Kindergarteners after making their moms swallow a mud pie with ants

00:14

Kim kardashian and Jeffreestar on their way to have a 3way with Kanye

00:07

If “the party must go on” was a person

00:16

Michael Jackson when Billie Jean comes knocking for child support

00:12

When it hurts so you have to take in slowly…

00:10

Me when my parents ask why I have twitter

00:11

Me playing monopoly and having to pay for landing on their property

00:12

Peppa pig 🐷 after daddy pig gets cooked for breakfast bacon 🥓

00:12

Ariana Grande counting her men on “thank you next”

00:09

Nikita dragun on her way to change into another race

00:12

Pete Davidson when Kanye wants Kim back