00:20

Geralt is fat shaming the Allgod

00:30

Blacksmith educates Geralt about ploughing.

00:34

Never seen a lady mount anythin' but a coc* proper.

00:15

Mhm. Some werebbubs.

00:53

When cd projekt red spoiled the game for us at the start

00:39

Geralt is a bit homophobic

00:25

And thick-skulled quartermasters? They got a place?

00:20

Geralt can actually laugh?

01:12

Best interactions in all of The Witcher games

00:31

Roach really wants to be in the cutscene

00:22

Yeah, Improvise.

00:31

Witchers are emotionless.

00:54

Most badass moment in gaming history.

00:25

Too bad. Let's dance!

00:38

This is what a perfect game looks like

00:13

Why?

00:16

Not likely.

00:59

Geralt is so done with everyone. for 1 minute straight

00:30

Something hunts the old mill again.

00:17

An edifying tale... thanks.

00:36

Geralt the Rizzler | The Witcher 1

00:19

Witcher 1 Geralt was a menace

00:08

He's so drunk, he's gonna get hit by a parked car

00:08

Ain't diamonds supposed to be the hardest thing around?

00:29

Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a lady

00:10

Put the women to work

00:21

So you play or not?

00:31

Boots.

00:58

Just remember - we’d rather not draw any attention.

17:46

The Witcher Ambience and music for studying / relaxing / sleep

01:10

If I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

00:24

Geralt would be cancelled if The witcher 3 was made in 2020

00:51

Folk say we Witchers have no feelings. It’s a barefaced lie

00:31

The Witcher 3 is better than Elden Ring

00:20

Immortal soldiers and unbotherd NPCs.

00:44

I'll ask again, polite like, and you'll answer, just as politely

00:59

No need to yell. Just ask, politely.

00:35

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

00:34

The Witcher 3 is really awkward

00:46

Hey! that's some nice music!

00:19

Geralt commands the weather

00:20

Shut it, woman! I'll show you balls, heheh

00:13

They see me rollin’ they Pam paramin’.

00:32

Glory be to the Fire - yadda yadda yadda...

00:23

See you later, Jorulf, son of the Wolverine. Or whatever it was

00:22

Ermion taking shots at Geralt

00:31

Half Geralt

01:04

The Witcher you slew

00:22

Shame, that was a good bed

00:44

Geralt drunk-singing in the streets

00:26

I’m gonna kill you, Hattori

00:39

Close, White wolf, is what you are to decapitation

00:24

Picked on the wrong guy.

00:42

You mean to say you stop being decent after work?

00:49

See this medallion? Recognize the guild?

00:23

Eskel, I have amnesia...

00:16

If you're angling to make it a fivesome, there's clearly no room

00:06

Pretty damn good at Gwent

00:09

When you are the target of the most powerful being... but Wind's howling

00:11

Here, sheepy sheepy? Hey! sheep C'mere.