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History, it’s what I twist, you know? It’s like when you finally find out the Easter Bunny is real and Santa Claus hates his rabbit guts because that hippity-hoppity over-sexed rodent is now shacked up with Mrs. Claus in Miami and they’re selling black market Viagra out of the trunk of his 1986 Audi Quattro. It’s like that, except with …….. history.
Twisted Historian: Joel Byers
Cybernetic Minion: TwistBot 3000
Guest Narrators: as noted
TwistBot 3000 Artwork: Sam Zero
All Other Artwork: R. Eric Smith
Logo Font: Nick Curtis
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