sexist alpha males after they realise they were women at one point in the womb: 😡😡😡
Happy new year to all my australians with the same timezone as me
literally 10 hours until 2024 wtf
why do the norris nuts post the most unnecessary videos or awful titles like honey, we dont need to know you got lash extensions or your wisdom teeth were removed. and then with the titles they’re like “FAMILY TRIP TO LUXURIOUS 5 STAR HAWAII RESORT BUT MASSIVE FIGHT BREAKS OUT BECAUSE OUR FAMILY IS FALLING APART /w the norris nuts.” like actually shut the fuck up
my grandpa just gave me $300 umm…
ONE MORE DAY I MUST SURVIVE
I refuse to believe anyone actually lives in canberra
Me tryna figure out if im depressed or just autistic:
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whenever i got those little friendship necklaces in fourth grade where one said best and one said friends i’d always have the one that said best so they knew if they ever betrayed me i’d always be best and first.
my friend is always like “oh why dont you just get a white fox” BECAUSE THEY’RE 90 FUCKING DOLLARS NOT EVERYONE HAS A RICH MUMMY AND DADDY THAT CAN BUY THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT.
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