Self-proclaimed Pope of the Religion of Fuck-You
Hƿæt! Ƿe Ȝardena in ȝeardaȝum Þeodcyninȝa þrym ȝefrunon
Hu ða æðelinȝas ellen fremedon
Oft Scyld Scefinȝ sceaðena þreatum
Moneȝum mæȝþum meodosetla ofteah
Eȝsode Eorl Syððan ærest wearð
Feasceaft funden He ðæs frofre ȝebad
Ƿeox under ƿolcnum Ƿeorðmyndum þah
Oðþæt him æȝhƿylc þara ymbsittendra
Ofer hronrade Hyran Scolde
Ȝomban ȝyldan þæt ƿæs ȝod cyninȝ