01:49:23

"You're doomed! You're all doomed!" | Friday the 13th (1980) | Kentucky Fried Critics | S2 Ep. 7

01:45:39

"Don't expect it to tango" | Re-Animator | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep 6

01:49:19

"Don't go chasing nursery rhymes" | Dr. Giggles | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep 5

02:14:59

"Are you not entertained?" | Gladiator (2000) | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep. 4

02:03:15

"You're making me angry" | Hulk (2003) | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep. 3

01:30:57

"History is all in the mind of the teller" | Radio Flyer | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep. 2

02:18:27

"I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain" | Four Rooms | Kentucky Fried Critics | S 2 Ep. 1

02:44:04

"No celebrities, no cable TV, no water" | Tank Girl | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 52

03:11:47

"HACK THE PLANET!" | Hackers | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 51

22:13

Minisode

02:40:02

"Never give up. Never surrender" | Galaxy Quest | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 50

02:12:04

"If I was a young fella like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha | Grumpy Old Men | Ep. 49

03:04:45

"Well they're safer than a tubesock..." | American Pie | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 48

02:44:26

"Where we're going we don't need roads" | Back to the Future Part II | Ep. 47

02:19:08

"You're supposed to say 'go' in karate" | Lake Placid | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 46

02:34:50

"And we are the ones who bump back" | Hellboy (2004) | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 45

02:11:56

"This sort of thing is my bag baby" | Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery | Ep. 44

01:49:01

"Do I look like an ichthyologist to you?" | Bubba Ho-Tep | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 43

01:52:03

"I'm just a mean green mother from outer space" | Little Shop of Horrors (1986) | Ep. 42

01:42:09

"You know my father was a punk" | Punk's Dead: SLC Punk 2 | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 41

02:22:19

"We're just one big ol' thermonuclear family" | Wilder Napalm | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 40

01:32:26

"It will randomly work out!" | The Ladies Man | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 39

02:02:43

"Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

01:48:49

"Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?"

01:46:04

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price"

01:58:00

"Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards... NASA is talking!"

01:46:56

"In the world of kung fu, speed determines the winner"

01:35:46

"They're having tuna salad for lunch! Tuna salad for LUNCH!"

01:59:47

"At least I got to be on TV"

01:29:24

"You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime"

01:15:38

"He's most disagreeable and he has irritated me"

01:42:18

"Information without transportation equals dick"

01:39:52

"Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans"

01:37:58

"One nation, invisible, with liberty and Christmas for all"

01:53:42

"When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man"

01:15

Just some beer talk

01:42:47

"I'm not a geek, I'm a unique Weasel"

01:35:24

"Today is tomorrow"

01:47:30

"If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy"

01:38:04

"We can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it" | SLC Punk | Ep. 22

01:28:23

"Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show"

01:01:47

"Now you're playing with power, SUPER POWER!"

01:41:22

"Looks like a no go on the 'Tendo"

01:44:02

"I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives"

01:31:19

"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing"

01:19:25

"You are obviously a nonconformist and a rebel!"

01:15:36

"Woah! Nothing like waiting for the last minute, Howitzer"

01:37:14

"Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird!"

01:20:09

"Majored in karate for two semesters"

01:10:44

"Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life"

01:06:45

"I'm gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!"

01:20:43

"You are the great redneck hope!"

01:09:51

"That plant is the vampire of the vegetable kingdom" | Nosferatu | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 9

01:24:10

"Don't you just hate it when somebody that was supposed to be dead comes back to kill you?" | Ep. 8

01:15:16

"That old woman scares the piss out of me!" | Pumpkinhead | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 7

01:04:05

"SEGA does what Nintendon't" | SEGA | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 6

01:06:39

"It's my first ray gun" | Star Trek: First Contact | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 5

01:24:44

"We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams" | Willy Wonka | Ep. 4

01:10:58

"I'm half human, on my mother's side" | Doctor Who: The Movie | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 3

01:12:02

"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis" | Night of the Comet | Kentucky Fried Critics | Ep. 2