My name is Matt Clark. I am an opinionated, slightly arrogant, backwards redneck from Iowa and this is a place for my stuff. I am also a web programmer, self proclaimed world's worst guitar player, and willing to share my trials and tribulations with all of you so that I can be ridiculed, belittled, and unfairly judged. Wait why am I doing this again? Oh yeah, did I mention I was egotistical?