Sam & Jake are storytellers, innovators, writers, activists, performers, artists, entrepreneurs, producers, not squirrels, dancers, peacekeepers, dreamers, omnivores, non-hibernators, speakers, tailors, barbecuers, dramatists, aliens, thinkers, believers, time-travellers, body-doubles for Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie respectively, breathers, animatronic robots from Chuck E. Cheese, Martial Arts advocats, hard-workers, and just so we're clear, NOT squirrels.