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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's ever been with....
She replied, "Yes, the others were at least eights or nines"
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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never 5 letters...
I didn't ask.
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Today is the last time I will see my 90 year-old grandma...
She turns 91 tomorrow.
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My roommate keeps saying our house is haunted...
I've been living here for over 200 years and I haven't noticed anything.
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I saw an ad that said, "Radio for $1, Volume stuck on full."
I thought for myself, "I can't turn that down."
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I've heard that the word "Icy" is the easiest to spell...
I see why.
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I asked my dad for his best dad joke...
He said, "You"
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If your wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, then she will...
No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it.
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My son asked me, "Can I buy a book mark?"
12 years and he doesn't know my name is Jack.
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What has 6 balls and screws everyone?
The lottery.
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