The 1st rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: don’t get married.
The 2nd rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: DON’T GET MARRIED!
The 3rd rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: don’t enlist in the military.
The 4th rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: don’t join the Police Force.
The 5th rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: learn hand-to-hand combat.
The 6th rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: get comfortable handling firearms.
The 7th rule of Toxic Masculinity Club: keep your ass in shape!!!