Paper Idol is used to treat a variety of conditions including but not limited to: nausea, headache, boredom, existential loneliness, nihilism, imposter syndrome, and heartburn. Paper Idol should not be prescribed if you scored a 6 or below, or if you have been in the water for longer than 20 minutes.

The effects of Paper Idol last 3-6 hours, although many users take a second dose as the first dose begins to fade. Side effect of Paper Idol may include blurred vision, tinnitus, increased energy, delusions of grandeur, and addiction to Paper Idol.

If taken consistently, you may build a tolerance to Paper Idol and require higher doses to achieve the desired effect. Stopping Paper Idol abruptly may induce withdrawal symptoms, so please consult a trained professional before undergoing treatment.