Long story short:
I had to fill up 1000 characters so I chose to ramble on about this. Looks like its sitting at 114 characters, which is just over one tenth of the way. We're making progress folks. One tenth is 10 percent. True fact. Nevermind, it seems that I have filled in approximately (not accurate) 300 words. That is three tenths of the way. It is also 30% of the way. Anyways, I am probably wasting your time here but you are also wasting your own. Nice, looks like we've passed 420 words. But we are on 516 words now. I said that a little late. Wow, look how time flies, we are on 594 words now. Quite a decent bit over halfway. I don't know what I'm going on about. I needed to tell you something very important.
Something life changing.
I'm starting a cult.
No
I'm not.
Ignore that.
Oh my days, looks like we've hit 831 words now. Oh my word.
I sure know how to procrastinate.
Haven't you gotten bored reading this yet?
What are you doing?
Go out there
Do something with your life
Goodbye