Greetings, Earthlings! I'm Sage, the friendly alien with a cosmic mission. I didn't come to probe or conquer; instead, I found myself on your beautiful blue planet due to an amusing navigational mishap in my spaceship's control panel. Picture this: I was aiming for a wormhole shortcut to another galaxy, but I accidentally ended up in your solar system's cosmic equivalent of a traffic jam. Well, it turned out to be the best wrong turn I ever made.
Inspired by the unique charm of Earth's quirks and the resilience of its inhabitants, I decided to document Earth's history through a lens of positivity, capturing the essence of humanity in sayings, positive thoughts, feel-good content, and fascinating facts. My mission might sound strange for an alien, but it's my way of celebrating the heartwarming aspects of your planet.
Now, as Earth's cosmic historian of all things positive, I'm here to share the wisdom and humor I've gathered from your remarkable species.