Hey YOU! yes You! Thanks for stopping by out of the MILLIONS of channels on YouTube! Okay, I'll let you know now, I'm WEIRD. I mean really WEIRD. Like "hold-30-minute-conversations-with-myself" kinda weird. My (non-existent) friends made me create this channel because they were afraid I was going to embarass them in public some day. But thats okay. I already did. Maybe that's why I have no friends 😟. Will you be my friend? All you have to do is hit that red, shiny button that says subscribe and I'll love you FOREVER!
P.s- I'm friends with the monster under my bed. I think he's a pretty nice guy. He lost his mom a couple months ago and he just needed someone to talk to...
This is getting super WEIRD.
Okay BYEEEE