01:44

Shakal pa 12 kyon bajay hain

01:52

Apka Milaya hoa number filhal masroof ha

01:47

mery sr ma juain tu nahi

01:50

kitnay paisy lgay hain makeup pa?

01:53

Daikh magar pyar sa had a face

02:02

Basanti in kuton ka agay mat nachna

01:42

Sada kuta kuta twasa kuta Tomy

01:41

Ya kidneys mja da da kaliya

01:42

Who the hell are you? Dafa ho jao yahan sa

01:10

Tum dafa ho jao yahan sa warna ma ganji churail ko bula ln g

01:10

Tum na mery paisay chori kiya hain na?

01:04

Kuch tu garbar hay Daya

01:08

Yah mera pajama pehna ha na tum na?

01:08

Ya jo Meesni shakl bana ka bethi hai sab iska kiya dhara ha

01:03

Is na mery Bahl khainchy phr mja zameen pa da mara or meri Mundi tor d

01:11

Tumhari tu Qismat ka sath sath shakal bhe gandi ha

01:11

Itni Mehngi Creams lgany ka bad or parlour jany ka bad bhe asi shakal

01:10

Sari Rat machron na sony ni dia

01:18

Ab aya na unth pahar ka neechy had a face

01:11

konsi cream lagati ho tum

01:15

please phone uthao

01:10

Murtasim is very dukhi

01:18

Mera gala ghutt raha hay

01:16

mujhay payar nahi hoa tha wesy

01:13

Meri lipstick kis na chori ki ha

01:13

Apka Balance na kafi ha

01:10

Meri shakal gareebon wali ni ha Bas roll gareebon wala dia gaya ha

01:16

Turturay ka packet khula hoa tha

01:04

Yah Banyan meri hai

01:01

Das Rupay da Turtury

01:16

Jesa nazar aa raha ha wesa hai nahi

01:14

Main ni bolti bass ab

01:16

Hum na gate ko Raang krwaya ha

01:19

tum meri bike wpis kar do plz

01:07

Chahy ma makhi gir gai ha

01:08

Hun aya sawad

01:02

tum ne mery purse sa 10 rupt nikaly

01:22

i want to go washroom- Maa beghum washroom ma murtasim hai

01:19

meri bryani sa boti chura ka kha gaya bukhaa

01:17

tum na meri surkhi choori kar ka lagai ha na

01:09

Dhoop ma main zyada chitta ata hon

01:21

mujhay bhe thora makeup kar do

01:25

hum dono ma sa kis na makeup zyada axha kia ha

01:31

ma na ni khaya.jhoota ilzam mat lgao

01:33

fridge sa mera cake kis na kahya

01:37

Lal suit ma kesi lag rahi hon

01:26

meri shirt pa 4button kis na lagay akhir

01:49

Kiya apky toothpaste ma namak ha

01:21

Haya apni philosophy jharty hoya

01:08

Farhan sir khubsurt lrki ko tartyhowa

01:34

Saad apni dastan sunty hoa

01:21

Neelam baji btaty hoa k bgair shadi k wo dulhan ki trha tyar hui hain

01:21

Haya bilwaja muu bnaty hoa

01:25

Haya Murtasim ki tasveer dekh kar khyali plao pkaty hoa

01:12

Zara Baji apni sa choty bachy ka sath drama karty hoa

01:24

Dnaneer baji bgair mehnt ka drama milny pr dandiyan niklty hoa

01:37

Ama yumna ko smjaty hoa

01:32

Hiba baji nay zaiwrat phnny k bad

01:18

Isi dupaty sa gala daba do iska

01:25

Hiba baji shokhiyan marty hoa