Well now lets see
Once upon a time there was a little fetus-like man
Its name was unknown
But this fetus-man thing had a penis-yielding whom begot the twelve leagues of the world
Unfortunately, like most, he was subdued by the power given by the masterful lord of the 1200's and his Corpus cavernosum filled up too much and blew apart.
It did not end there, the power was so immense that he died by accidentally and brutally slicing his legs off and bleeding to death whilst on the wii fit. At his death he managed to wipe all memory of his existence in an odd manner of kindness to the world, restoring peace - 'cos to be quite honest he was a dick
Anyway we were born much later so this has no relevance!