You're ugly
Modern art is indeed a masterpiece if you are next to it. The beautiful stars only appear at night because they were traumatized seeing you. When you were born, the doctor had to make you cry but they cried instead. You're useful though, useful that the aliens still don't want to invade us because of you.
"No one is ugly, we are just living in a judgemental society." Yes, that's right, you ascended and set the bar too low that everyone even the people that looks bulldog seems good looking. I want to describe your face but it's like cosmic horror which is indescribable and incomprehensible.
You are cringier than Konosuba, you are more ear stabbing than Taylor Swift's song, you are more horrifying than a spider. Please don't make a child so your genes won't pass down and spread in the future. I hate the future that people are required to remove their eyes in order to survive.
I can only write letters limited to a thousand but my condemnation to you is infinite and forever