I'm 6 feet one inch of denim-plated death. It'll hurt you less if you just lay down and spread 'em.
I am a rancher, a self-proclaimed cowboy, and a student of socioeconomic stratification and related human behavior.
“All great literature is one of two stories: a cowboy embarks on a journey or a stranger rides into town” - Bear Mountain Rancher
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