When you're being harassed by an ego-maniac, pathological, bully of a next door neighbor; don't get mad, don't get even. GET CREATIVE!
After all, the best revenge is your success and theres no easier means of being successful in the current economy, than using your artistic creativity and sense of humor! Theres a reason that entities such as Comedy Central and Comedy Talk Shows are popular, and its not a result of wholesome content or political correctness, thats for damn sure!
So when those creepy assholes seem to have it in for you, then take that fertilizer and plant your garden of success! Opportunity, not burden!
You know? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! :)
Fence Witch content created by Dave Kelso (Time Warrior) and Desiree Van Heel.