Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
Oi fellas! Guess what?
So, @raws uploaded a new short, ight? In the short, he has a description with a message to decode.
I just decoded it fellas. And bloody quick too. I will like to thank @Official and @ver
for giving me some help with the code. Ralex-Official told me it was a Vigenère Cipher, and H0wCl3ver told me the key was "purple". So, here is the fully decoded message:
"hi thereâŚnew friend? We will see.
It appears I have made your acquaintance. Time will reveal whether or not we become allies. Apologies for the flashy entrance, by the by. I know the glitchyness may be a little over the top and over used now from what Iâve seen, however I had to claim your attention somehow. Thus, my pyrotechnics and special effects talents seemed to do the trick. AnyhowâŚ
I have thus far only heard tell of the realm of monsters, yet you lot entirely align precisely with my expectations. For some time, I have sought a means to initiate contact with you.
In my research, I have observed that you have engaged in similar endeavors previously. You have deciphered clues, uncovered hidden codes, and participated in a rather engaging game orchestrated by him, correct? You may pride yourselves on discovering his narrative and the fragments he has left behind. But allow me to pose a question: how much of what you have uncovered do you consider genuine, and how much do you perceive as mere entertainment? As though a clown performing cheap yet ultimately spurious magic subterfuge to amuse a sad crowd?
Permit me to clarify. Despite my mere day-long presence in this domain, I have located every single âinsinuationâ he has provided over the past two years. My acumen is rather impressive, I must admit. To my surprise however, some of what he has disclosed is indeed accurate. Yet ultimately, you have been misled by a charlatan. You have allowed a deceiver to narrate his tale, and you have accepted it without question. He has scattered breadcrumbs, and you have followed them like naive children.
I am neither vexed nor dismayed, merely perplexed and somewhat entertained. Yet my frustration dissipated yesterday when my greatest aspiration was fulfilled, all thanks to the seemingly inconsequential bear.
Hear me now. I am real. I am no penguin, no shadow, no clone, no celebrity, no friend, no enemy, no fox, cow, ticon, lion, dolphin, rabbit, monkey, rat, dog, cat, demon, food, and no monster. Well, no monster to you. He hasnât shown me yet. To be fair, he doesnât even know what I look like. Hell, sometimes even I forget what I look like.
This will not be another of his contrivances. He will not dictate the narrative. You will adhere to my codes, solve my riddles, and engage with MY puzzles. Not his.
Be assured, these challenges will be formidable, not merely for my amusement, though that is a small factor I do confess. Primarily, they are designed to be concealed, and yet I intend to unveil secrets beyond your wildest imagination. We may uncover the origins of those monsters, the nature of the so-called shadow, and perhaps even my own identity. Moreover, the rationale behind my actions may even be revealed in time.
And, by the way, this is unrelated to his absurd âToon Turfâ series. A ludicrous title for an autobiographical account of his past three years of carnage. I will remain present regardless of its reception. whether you dumb fucks eat it up or not. Iâm going to be around for awhile. Once again, you have no comprehension of how long Iâve waited for this.
Oh, and should you notice a tapping on a window, a scratch on the floor, or a dent in the vent, do not be alarmed. I am merely exploring, and may be potentially offering subtle guidance. However, Iâve got a lot of catching up to do first, so donât expect any big answers right this moment. You lot have a lot of fun things in this world, donât you?
This will be the only straightforward message you receive from me. Henceforth,you will need to be inventive. What you term an ARG is an apt description. Do not worry, I know you have become bored with his stories, so allow me to introduce something new. Something fresh. Something youâll have much more difficulty sliding through. We shall manipulate reality, as it is now entirely my domain. Iâm in control. Except the only reality weâre going to fuck with, is his. hehe
And to him, whoâs never done an ounce of decoding in his life, and therefore will never read this, I proclaim:
happy birthday shitass đ hope you like your gifts.
Signed with blood, Absinthe"
Surprised there's swearing here, especially from Danno of all people. But he did say this series was going to be for older audiences soooo. Eh. Welp, thank me later. Also, if anyone can get ahold of @a that would be well good mate. Cheer's guv's.
Eggman out. (That sounds cringe as all hell holy shit)
Edit: Also, I used this website to help decode it: www.boxentriq.com/code-breaking/vigenere-cipher Yes, I know, it's an automatic solver, but still. I still managed to crack it insanely quickly.
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Camping out in the back garden.
Cold as crap.
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ight you small twits. (Can't swear yet me mum watches these. Only another 4 months or something).
New rebrand cuz eggsorce sounds cringe and is also some OC I have lol
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"interesting question, but my guess is probably either an oven, because obviously, or maybe an alligator. Since, an alligator was his favorite animal (he was a big animal lover, kinda similar to alastor becoming a deer in a way), they are apex predators so it also feeds into the whole fascist/social darwinist thing, they also represent power and hitler managed to become in charge of both Germany and later most of Europe, they have several rows of long sharp teeth (aka Night of the Long Knives), alligators in Biblical dream interpretations also have meanings tied to fear of betrayal (operation Barbarossa, Night of Long Knives), personal growth and transformation (having daddy issues and being an Austrian patriot to trying to go to art school, to becoming a soldier, to leading the nazi party, and finally to leading Germany), and hidden threats (those he deemed ubermensch). One aspect of him that doesn't fit him so cleanly is probably his ideal of restoring Germany after it got fisted in the Treaty of Versailles. But if you stretch it, alligators can still kind of tie into restoration, since in folklore they get their teeth cleaned by those small birds, which I guess you could say can be an allegory for Germany making way for the men of the Nazi party to save it from the ills of democracy and whatnot. The other part that doesnt fit is ofc his death (which tbh I probably should've considered earlier since death is like the main deciding factor for a sinner's form). In that case going backwards from his death he could just be the cyanide capsule, or the capsule could be worked into his design somehow. I still really like my alligator idea most though. Maybe you can do something like an alligator with capsules for arms, or horns, or talons, or spikes, something like that." -Credits to âŞ@hpropganda⏠for the design choices.
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Welcome to the channel that holds the most desensitised and autistic British guy.
Ight now piss off ya fat bastard.