Oh, you know, I'm just another Epic Jebis. This joke of mine has to have been used prior to now. Ok? Make sense? We clear? This is Sparta. [Idiots, there IS no reason why I said that. STFU.]
I would like to, at this time, declare that any accusations of me being an embezzler or similar Bernard Madoff are false, and actually rather offensive. While I would love to have all your money, I'd prefer to get it through more legal methods. Thank you for your time.