A day will come when it will be against the law to notice that the law is against the law.
Hillary Clinton is not a criminal, she just thinks outside the legal box.
Sometimes great things come in stupid packages.
It's not how many times you get knocked down that matters, it's how long you can play dead.
I have good news and bad news. First the bad news... The global economy has collapsed, we were hit by tornados and tsunamis, ebola has morphed with the bird flu and 90% of the population is dead. The good news... you know those handicap parking spots? JUST FUCKING USE THEM!