01:07

Afternoon Delight

02:13

Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!

01:09

I'm not licking any white dog shit!

01:36

There's a goddamn cougar in the car!

00:09

You know what they call cats?- Chicken of the rail yard!

01:23

Buddy the Elf goes to Gimbels

01:02

I Love Lamp

00:58

i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!

00:42

I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you

00:39

Looks like a Christmas Tree! Elf Empire State Building Elevator.

00:56

Chicken of the cave!

00:42

Take Me to Pleasure Town! Anchorman Scene

00:25

ELF - Eating gum of subway railing!

03:21

I Was gong three hours! Talladega Nights

00:30

Have salon quality hair and read the News!

00:26

We are here to fuck shit up!

02:18

Honestly i'm not prepared! ANCHORMAN

00:56

Ninjas are trying to get me!

00:29

Gymnastics scene Old School

00:04

No offense...but you are a stupid asshole! Anchorman 2

02:14

Bunk Beds Scene! - Step Brothers

00:25

Best Wedding Vows - Night at the Roxbury

00:42

We've got to just keep our composure! Old School

01:09

San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!

00:23

I missed you, Mama Speed! Tallagega Nights

01:38

What happened? I blacked out. Old School Debate Scene

00:37

When in Rome...Yes continue - Anchorman

01:01

Did we just become best friends? - Step Brothers Scene

01:08

Dust in the wind...your my boy Blue!

00:49

All men are nervous the night before their wedding - Night at the Roxbury

00:09

Suicide makes you hungry

01:39

Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection!

00:57

Is this your first time?

01:00

Do you want to see something cool?

03:28

You got a f@#%&n' dart in your neck!

00:20

I sexually assault a starfish! Anchorman 2

00:57

Two tickets to the gun show - Anchorman Work out Scene

02:03

Night at The Roxbury Dance Scene - This Is Your Night

00:21

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee!

00:36

Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds! Step Brothers

00:18

Blue, you're my boy! - Old School

02:39

I am so paralyzed!

00:21

It's like masturbating in a time machine!

00:22

You tell you about this and i'll @#&%ing kill you!

00:10

Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!

01:05

Sex Panther...60% of the time...it works every time!

01:11

No, you take control I'm barely hanging on here. Night at the Roxbury

00:33

I just wanted a hug! Elf racoon fight scene

00:57

Sleep Walking Scene - Step Brothers

00:33

Earmuffs! OLD SCHOOL

01:19

You're lying! I'm on fire!

00:23

I'm so lonely I paid a hobo to spoon with me. Anchorman 2

00:45

It's me, Papa Burgundy, all right?

00:54

If you want my body and you think im sexy!

00:50

Thanks Mr Narwhal!

01:57

I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set!

01:26

I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?

00:36

Goodbye, my sweet hairy prince!

00:48

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.

00:42

We are getting into the Roxbury!