Hermit. Crow enthusiast. Enchanted by porch raccoons. Charmed by squirrels. Endeared by groundhogs. Cat grandpa. Lifetime member of the Society For People With Spicy Neurology. My birdseed brings all the creatures to the deck, and they're like, "It's better than heck." Damn right, it's better than heck. That's why I put out more than the birds can peck.