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John Hastings @UCZ5LNH6xl0bxS6EFrChNjcQ@youtube.com

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John hastings is trying topical material!Today let’s do a quick one the Elon Musk situation. Or is he? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Newer, better model... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian He's 27?! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Timing is everything #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Do you love her? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Corporates don't count when they're at your place of work... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy Don't start what you can't finish! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I'll shoot it better! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Classy, dude #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I am losing my hair, but that's not why I wear hats #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Don't do this #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian They won the front row! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian What happened to Toronto? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian They might...#johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Pet stores are evil #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian But I'm the unprofessional one? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian The strangest roast I've ever done... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Let me enlighten you #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I've never been wrong... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I met the Hugh Hefner of Toronto! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian This interaction confused me #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Cats and dogs are different #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian These were some interesting fashion choices #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I guess I should have stayed #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Are you desperate enough for a pickup artist?#johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I won't lie, I was a little impressed #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian What is a pickup artist? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I don't know what that means #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I suppose I learned my lesson #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian It never quite goes to plan. Does it? #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Your privilege does not work on me! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Oh how the tables have turned... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian You can't shush me! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian A little early for a 30 minute rant... #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Don't feel ashamed #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I am not a party guy #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian It was nice to see him! #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I was worried about the NFT bros #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian The one that got away #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I cannot sustain this energy #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I love my mother #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I'm not stupid, sir #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian Thank you, Golden Girls #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I guess that wasn't a good enough reason #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I love museums #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I don't understand Gen Z #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian I guess I'm hard to work with #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian